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Despite the fact that my family won't talk to me, my boss is trying to sack me, our car was broken into and my wallet and phone stolen on Tuesday, and my attempt to set my head on fire last night, Jon and I are tying the noose knot today.
If it hadn't been for someone from Atlantis who hacked into Blog City's mainframe in November 2004, I would not be here today. So, if by some chance you're reading this, I'd just like to send you a big vote of thanks for making sure that I'm stuck with this Pommie git for the rest of my (un)natural life. If you'd ever like to meet up, I'll bring the nutcracker so that I can make sure I get your balls in a vice-like grip from which you can't escape ... then you can see how you like it.
As Tom Lehrer says "Hark the Herald Tribune sings ... advertising wonderous things."
I am now downloading "Love is in the Air" and it seems that I can't write a serious post this morning. I must now depart to defoliate what hair I have left after last night's debacle (what a shame it was that I didn't try to set fire to my armpits, legs and bikini line instead of my head) and attempt to make myself look somewhat like a bride.
I love you, Jon.
